26 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas
2 min readOct 31, 2015
- Sexy seagull with a stolen chicken fillet roll in its gob
- Sexy person who comments “WHO?” on articles about Kim Kardashian
- Sexy Web Summit attendee
- Sexy person from, like, Dalkey who has just found out what a spice bag is
- Sexy lad who used to be “very fond of a drink,” but is suddenly really into Crossfit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Sexy raw (but delicious!) vegan treat
- Sexy male radio presenter who thinks that “you can’t say anything now” and that “PC has gone mad”
- Sexy gal you were in college with who keeps inviting you to like her photography page on Facebook
- Sexy uncle who has strong sympathies for the Irish Republican movement and who you’re pretttttty sure donated money to a Republican cause at some point
- Sexy person who ‘likes’ Richard Dawkins on Facebook, but is now getting married in a big Catholic ceremony to appease their parents
- Sexy bin bag
- Sexy smug person who goes for big walks in Wicklow every Sunday and makes you worry that you’re not living life to the fullest
- Sexy civil servant who is literally praying nobody notices that all they do is stand and look confusedly at the photocopier, pretending that they’re very busy
- Sexy GAA player who thinks chorizo is too spicy and will ‘stick with the ham, thanks’
- Sexy person who has a ‘crippling addiction to tea’
- Sexy person who brags about being ‘fluent in sarcasm’ as if that’s even remotely a thing
- Sexy person who actually impresses you with their ability to bring everything back to water charges
- Sexy pedant who insists on pronouncing ‘GIF’ as ‘JIF’
- Sexy Mam who resents secondary school teachers and ‘all the bloody holidays they get’
- Sexy Mam who urges all her children to become secondary school teacher on account of all the holidays they’ll get
- Sexy toddler who is way too big for his/her buggy, but is keeping quiet about it
- Sexy dog who senses his owners rue the day they ever decided to get him
- Sexy person who ‘isn’t rich, but is definitely comfortable’
- Sexy woman from that terrifying smear test ad who ages 40 years in 30 seconds and makes you fear death
- Sexy waiter who refuses to write your order down and makes you anxious that they’ll fuck up your meal and ruin your evening
- Sexy television licence inspector
