Icelandic Football Banter
WATCH: Hundreds Of Icelandic Lads Perform Class Rendition Of Snarff Kípoppola Byjrn Bórk
Wow. If this doesn’t give you chills, consult a doctor.
To celebrate their momentous win against England on Tuesday night, hundreds of Icelandic fans took over a square in Nice for an impromptu performance of ‘Snarff Kípoppola Byjrn Bórk’.
As we all know, Snarff Kíppopola Byjrn Bórk is a twelve-minute avant-garde piece typically played by whispering through hedges and walloping wasp nests with scavenged branches.
But with no branches or wasp nests in sight, our lads opted to recreate the haunting hum with the only instrument at their disposal: their voices.
“Zmmmmmmmmmmmmm,” they sang. “Shhhhhmmmmmzzzzzz.”
A bystander aptly noted, “The Brits would never do this.”
Our boys proving once again why they are the best fans in the world.
🙏🙏🙏
EPIC! Icelandic Fans Celebrate Victory By Straight Up Burning Every Bondholder They Cross Paths With
Yasssss! Our boys are once again showing the rest of Europe how it’s done.
Yes, Icelandic fans are now roaming the streets of France burning bondholders.
How, you ask? Simple: an Icelandic fan will confront a passerby and ask, “Are you a bondholder?” If the person responds with a yes, the Icelandic fan will deliver a sick burn like, “Did a sheep cut your hair? ‘Cause it’s baaaad,” or “Are you a dormant volcano? Because it looks like you haven’t had any action in years.”
Ooh, ya just got burned!
Our favourite burn? “You really remind me of Björk’s brother – Dörk!”
While most of the bondholders have taken the burns in good humour, there have been reports of bondholders openly weeping in the streets. As one Icelandic fan told us, “Good enough for them.”
Indeed. 😎
An Icelandic Fan Lay On A Street Making Whale Noises — Nobody Could Have Predicted What Happened Next
As any Icelandic person will tell you, it only takes a few bevvies before we start communicating through reindeer noises!
On Tuesday night, one Icelandic fan enjoyed himself a little too much and proceeded to lie on the street making reindeer noises.
And nobody could have anticipated what happened next.
“Suddenly, there were reindeer everywhere,” a local explained. “It was as though he had somehow summoned them. I’ve never seen anything like it.”
This is all the more remarkable when you consider that reindeer don’t live in France!
Days later, the reindeer have yet to disperse from the square. And why would they when the banter is so mighty!
Since their arrival, the reindeer and Icelandic fans have been socialising and cheering on their boys in blue.
L’Equipe noted that the reindeer are “so charming and good- natured that locals have forgiven them for treating the streets like a toilet and robbing thousands of carrots”.
“Everyone knows that reindeer are the football nerds of the animal kingdom,” an Icelandic fan told us. “They’re good fun and surprisingly cerebral – not like mink.”
“Just don’t give them too much Budweiser,” he joked in a reference to reindeers’ known fondness for the snowy beer!
As for what the reindeer make of Iceland’s chances against France? “I think we can sneak it,” a reindeer named Sigmund told us. “But whatever happens, we’ll be proud of our boys.”
Sounds like there’s a new contender for the title of best fans in the world, eh?
